When you have to drive every day, you can’t help but notice other vehicles on the road. It’s either you get frustrated by how some people drive, or you get amused by what you see. They might have a fancy car or one that has an eye-catching bumper sticker.

People use such stickers to let others know if toddlers or disabled people are riding, but many got creative over the years. Let’s take a look at some pretty funny bumper stickers that people couldn’t help but photograph over the years. You might want to use some of the phrases here for your next Instagram caption.

If This Doesn’t Scare You Enough

In a perfect world, you might get to drive every day with no other drivers on the road, and you wouldn’t have to worry about hitting anyone. Sadly, our world is far from perfect, and you can quickly encounter traffic more often than not.

One thing you should watch out for when you’re on the road is tailgating. It’s when someone drives too close to another car. This truck driver didn’t want anybody tailgating, so he had a warning in the back saying that he throws things at those who tailgate him. We wonder what kind of things does he throw. Maybe his sweaty socks?

We Got A Joker Over Here

In the United States, you have to be aware of all the speed limits your state has because you can quickly get a ticket if you break them. In residential areas, you will often encounter a 35 mph limit. This guy above must be living life on the fast lane because his sticker says he drives 50 mph despite the limitation.

You might think that he’s crazy for putting up such a sticker, but the truth is, he was only showing off his humor. The vehicle with flashing lights he’s referring to is the police’s, and it’s as if he’s trolling them for when they try to pull him over. 

No Kids, No Problem!

Gone are the days wherein people think that everyone wants to have children after getting married. More and more couples choose not to have any offsprings and enjoy each other’s company. Parents put stickers that they have a child on board, but the vehicle owner had other plans.

Since they don’t have any kids, their sticker shows that it’s just them with all the savings they have. The funny part is that the sticker looks like it’s a drawing of a child. We’re sure this couple will confuse a lot of families driving behind them. Let’s hope robbers don’t think they keep all their cash in the trunk!

The Rear Elbow Slammer

Many put stickers as a hazard, but some want to show off their creativity. This vehicle’s owner above found the most adorable stickers of two wrestlers. One is lying on the floor, while the other is on the rear wiper, so it looks like he’s giving an elbow slam.

It’ll undoubtedly put a smile on the face of whoever is driving behind them. The stickers are accurate because elbow slams happen a lot in wrestling. While they rehearse it, injuries can still occur, and sources say among the most common injuries involve the head, knee, elbow, and shoulder.

Just Putting It Out There

You might remember that those who studied hard and achieved good grades in school often got recognized as honor students. Things are somehow similar when you reach college, but, instead of calling yourself an honors student, you call yourself a Dean’s Lister.

This person who owned this red vehicle might’ve been on the honor roll when they were younger but slowly saw their grades go down. He wanted to let people know about it, so he put on this sticker. It’s a random statement, but we’re sure there might be several people who will relate to it when they see it.

Adults Deserve Extra Attention Too

The diamond-shaped “baby on board” signs you see on automobiles first hit the market in 1984, and it’s most probably one of the most common stickers you see today. It intends to let people know you have a child, so they’re extra cautious and don’t tailgate.

The vehicle owner above might not have a child, but he/she wanted to let other drivers know that they should still be cautious. They’re adults who have a long life to live, so getting into a fatal crash is the last thing they would like to happen.

Better Safe Than Abducted

Anyone who drives knows the importance of wearing a seatbelt. It could save anyone’s life in some pretty alarming scenarios. Whoever was in this vehicle above wanted other drivers around him to be safe as well.  He put a seatbelt reminder with a funny twist.

It says that aliens can get you quicker if you don’t fasten your seatbelts. Some might see this as just another joke, but a former space security chief from Israel confirmed in 2020 that extraterrestrial beings are real. They’re reportedly waiting for a time when humanity will finally be ready to meet them, but that time is not happening anytime soon.

A Random Salt Bae Fan

Because our world is now modern and technology makes many things possible, people can already print photos on the back of their vehicles instead of a simple phrase. This truck indeed keeps up with the latest trends because he had a picture of Salt Bae added to his ride’s rear part.

In case you didn’t know, Salt Bae is a famous restaurateur and chef who became an internet sensation in 2017 after a video of him seasoning meat went viral. He made headlines in 2020 after authorities closed his Boston restaurant after it violated COVID-19 safety protocols. It eventually reopened weeks later.

For Those Who Can’t Accept The Truth

If you aren’t driving an electric car yet, then you most probably regularly visit the gas states. You need to make sure you have a full tank for all the driving you will do throughout the day. This sticker above seems perfect for those who got used to driving on a low amount of gas.

The sticker shows a person stopping the meter from hitting the empty mark. Doing such a thing is dangerous because when you continue to drive with not much gas left, it can damage your vehicle’s catalytic converter.

Cool Kids: Where Are They Now?

If you see a vehicle like this on the road, you might not spend over five seconds looking at it, and the most eye-catching thing about it is the extra wheel. The owner knows that the vehicle isn’t that great, but he/she wanted to let everyone know that they used to be “cool” back in the day.

You could assume that the owner was a popular kid in high school who everyone fell in love with. Sadly, not everyone turns out successful after graduating. Average prices for new automobiles is about $40K, so it’s not surprising if many people will opt for used rides.

Math Jokes, Anyone?

If you remember the lessons you learned in math class, then you’d know what calculus is. One of the study’s fundamental tools is derivatives, but most of you might not want us to talk about it. One person who can tell you more about math topics is the owner of this blue vehicle.

He/she got creative with their rear sticker and made a math joke that’s easy to understand. The person said you shouldn’t be drinking while you derive. The common saying is, don’t drink and drive, but this sticker is obviously for those who love making and hearing math jokes.

A Good But Not-So-Effective Idea

Free Marketing At Its Finest

Since people like looking at other people’s automobiles when they’re on the road, business owners might want to maximize the rear part of their ride for marketing purposes. This guy above has his own beer brand, and he thought of a funny way to advertise his product.

He had a random but funny statement, which leads to people seeing what his website is. It will indeed work when people are behind him, and they’re craving for a drink. When it comes to alcohol, reports say 42% prefer beer. Wine drinkers take up 34%, while 19% prefer liquor.

When Ranting On The Internet Is Not Enough

This Ford customer wasn’t too happy about his purchase, and it looks like he wanted the world to know about it. He placed a homemade sign on his back window, and the key takeaway from it is that its EcoBoost engine didn’t deliver.

It was such a loss for him since he sold his luxury car, a Dodge Challenger, to get the truck. Ford’s EcoBoost engine is supposed to be a torque consistent and powerful engine that’s 30% more fuel-efficient. The company also claims it cuts down on greenhouse emissions by 15%. We wonder if the company saw this photo and gave him a refund.

Safety Over Aesthetic

Those who drive fancy automobiles on the road spend a considerable chunk of their fortune to afford such a ride, so getting into a crash would be a nightmare for them. They will be downright pissed to see their rides wrecked even if their car insurance could ease their burdens.

This guy above didn’t care if a sign would ruin his vehicle’s “aesthetic” as long as he can avoid any catastrophic events. His “please don’t hit me” sticker might work, but he should make sure he doesn’t forget to settle vehicle insurance fees. In the US, people pay about $1,099 annually for such insurance.

Looking Good From The Back

Those who drive regular sedans and SUVs deal with engines in front of the vehicle, but you will often find the engine at the back when you opt for a luxury car. Such rear-engine designs give the back wheel more traction and power, making it accelerate quicker.

This guy above who drove a Lamborghini had a customized variant that had an exposed engine. He thought it would be cool if he placed a sign telling those behind him to stop looking. It’s quite odd since people will have no choice to look at it, but we guess he deserves credit for his humor and creativity.

When You Had Enough In 2020

We bet many of you will agree when we say that 2020 is a year many will want to forget. From the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic to the long U.S. Election that Joe Biden won, people are exhausted with everything that’s happening.

This guy decided to put a bumper sticker that suggests he wants a giant meteor to end the world already. It most likely won’t happen, but his sticker gives the impression that he has had enough. Luckily, he can finally remove it in the coming new year, and it won’t be too long before he gets vaccinated.

Chickens Deserve Peace

At least once in your life, you might’ve heard the question, why did the chicken cross the road? It’s not supposed to make sense since it’s a riddle joke, but the answer is plain and simple. It’s because the chicken needed to get to the other side.

What makes it funny is the people who expect it to have a deeper meaning. This owner of the bumper sticker above must love chickens so much because they’re tired of people questioning their motives. Judging by the sticker’s size, people might need to zoom in using their phones to read it correctly.

Anticlimactic Sticker

The person who owns this van knows that there are people who actively check out the bumper stickers of others. He wanted to quickly catch people’s attention, so he printed “if you can read this” in big, bold letters. Once you see that, you will think he has something interesting to say.

Unfortunately, the van owner just trolled people and proved to people they can read. He said “most” because there are people who weren’t able to get a proper education. According to The National Institute for Literacy, about 32 million adults in America can’t read.

Rebels Unite

Science reportedly probes that humans tend to continue doing things even if someone tells them not to. It’s because our brains’ reactance wants us to become in control of our own lives, and it’s natural for all of us to get curious about anything and everything.

This bumper sticker can quickly prove that theory because you will undoubtedly read the next sentence even if it says not to do so. It’s as if you got tempted with the forbidden fruit and still proceed to consume it. As long as it doesn’t harm yourself or anyone else, then taking risks won’t be an issue.

Baby Steps

There’s a reason why modern vehicles are electrical, and it’s because your old-fashioned gas-powered rides contribute to global warming. They emit around 24 lbs of carbon dioxide per gallon of gas. Planting trees can help decrease one’s carbon footprint, but it’s undoubtedly not enough.

Still, the man who owned this vehicle above thought a pine tree branch was enough to be his carbon offset. It’s a great sticker for inspiring people on the road to be more aware of their carbon footprints, but let’s hope the person does something significant to make a change.

Loud & Proud

Those with fancy automobiles show off their rides whenever they’re on the road, and those who drive older models don’t usually think of people noticing them. This man above knew his Mazda Tribute wasn’t to-die-for, but he was still proud to bring attention to it through his sticker.

The sticker fits perfectly on top of the vehicle’s name, and it looks like the owner has no regrets about putting it. The Mazda Tribute is a reasonably affordable car, for its suggested retail price is about $20-27K. The company only sold it from 2000 until 2011.

Putting It Out There

This truck driver surely won’t need a dating app because he knows how to value women. His bumper sticker proves it, and it’s a great analogy of a woman and coffee. Adults who spend countless hours working will find it hard to survive the day without getting coffee.

The stronger the coffee, the better, and it’s the same for women. Women have the right to stand up for themselves rather than being overlooked. This truck driver has more than just a sticker to be proud of because it looks like he also has a custom plate number. In Pennsylvania, such plates will cost you around $79.

Stating The Obvious

This is yet another sticker that would get people to think if there is some sort of hidden meaning behind it. A person placed a sticker saying that it’s the back of their car that they’re looking at, so it’s stating the obvious. It seems like there is no particular meaning behind it.

Most people spend time appreciating the front part of a vehicle, but the back is just as important. In case you didn’t know, the wheels at the back are the ones that get power while the front wheels get used for steering. They got designed that way to have equilibrium between forces, avoid oversteering and prevent accidents.

 We Are Not Alone

This is not the first time you’re seeing this kind of sticker that associates buckling up with getting abducted by aliens. It’s a popular sticker and, even if you’re one who doesn’t believe in aliens, you should understand the importance of keeping your seatbelts on when you’re inside a vehicle.

If you don’t buckle up, there’s a higher chance of you suffering from fatal injuries if ever you’re involved in a crash. As of 2020, more and more people believe in aliens, most especially because the Pentagon released footage of alleged UFOs.

The Love-Hate Relationship

No matter how happy a particular person seems, it’s likely that they also have some inner demons they’re battling. This person above is vocal about the fight they have with their demons, but it looks like they have a love-hate relationship. Aside from fighting them, the person knows how to live and “snuggle” with them.

Those who face inner demons a lot might be dealing with anxiety daily. Such a disorder affects you mentally, and it often leads to worrying, nervousness, apprehension, and fear. Thankfully, seeing a therapist will help and get the battle under control.

Food, Please!

Just like how we need to refill our pets’ food, we can’t forget to load up on gas when our vehicle needs it. This sticker above is a creative way to show the analogy between the two, and it looks like a sticker your parents would use on their old-school ride.

Depending on how much you travel, you can head to the gas station several times per week. Cats, on the other hand, need their food trays refilled every day. Sources say that they have to eat about two times per day from six months until maturity.

Read Between The Lines

The sticker above isn’t the type of sticker you would understand right off the bat. It will make you think since there is a meaning behind the statement. It’s not meddling with dragons, for the message gives off the impression that the car owner is the “dragon.”

If you cause trouble in his life, you might not like the outcome since you will most likely lose. People have yet to prove if dragons were real, for it’s still folklore for now. Those who want to see dragons on their TV screens might want to watch the show called Game of Thrones.

Young At Heart

No matter what age a particular person gets, it’s still possible for one to feel young at heart. This guy above placed a “former baby on board” sticker on the rear part of his vehicle, and it’s most probably there to make people laugh. He might not have a child, but he wants people to know that he can be one.

With everything that’s happening in the world right now, it’s better to live in the present and avoid rushing to become “mature.” A Harvard research reportedly said that those who felt several years younger than they are have a lower death rate. It’s all about the mindset, people!

When You Run Out Of Ideas

This guy wants you to believe that he hates the same thing he ended up slapping onto his bumper. He might’ve run out of ideas on what kind of sticker to use, so he went with one that would confuse people. Bumper stickers are usually 12 inches by 3 inches.

The material they used to make them is called PVC. Bumper stickers aren’t always random because people can also use them to support a particular political party. In the United States, you can quickly tell who’s a Democrat or a Republic just by simply checking out their stickers.

Get Ready For A Science Joke

In case you aren’t aware, we are all living on a rock called earth and floating in a massive galaxy. We don’t realize this all thanks to gravity, and it’s the one that gives us weight here on earth. This guy above must have a science degree, for his sticker is a science joke.

It’s telling other drivers around him not to defy gravity, a.k.a. drive like a madman. It’s a simple yet informative statement, well, for those who get science. Others who are not that into science might think this sticker is another random joke that they will forget in five seconds.

Move Aside, Wizards Coming Through

If you’re a Harry Potter fan and had a wild imagination when you were younger, then you most probably dreamed of going to school at Hogwarts. It’s where Harry and his friends learned all about magic, and each class they had helped them become a better wizard.

Sadly, there’s no such thing as wizards in real life, but people can dream. The parents of the child above were supportive of their kid’s interests and dedicated a Hogwarts-themed sticker for them. Author J. K. Rowling is the creator of the Harry Potter novels, and actor Daniel Radcliffe was the main star of the successful movie franchise.

Make Some Noise If You Like Noise

One of the most common sounds you will hear on the road is a honking sound. It comes from vehicle horns, and hearing them can sometimes be alarming. Horns are part of an automobile because it allows the driver to catch the attention of other drivers.

This driver above decided to be funny and slap on a sticker telling the person behind him to honk, but only if they like noises. Drivers who are parents will surely not be fans of noises since their loud children can sometimes cause them to lack sleep.

Dino-Powered Car?

Over 200 million years ago, human beings weren’t the ones who dominated our planet. Dinosaurs remained the dominant creatures on earth until they became extinct during the Cretaceous Period’s conclusion. The sticker above might confuse you because why would a dinosaur power a car, right?

Well, the joke is that “fossil” fuel powers the vehicle. People learn about dinosaurs in our modern time by studying their fossils, but don’t worry, they don’t use such fossils to create fossil fuels. The photo looks like it’s a draft design on Photoshop, but maybe you who’s reading this will want to make it a real sticker!

Only Movie Fanatics Can Relate

This sticker is only for those who watched the Lord of the Rings movies. It references a scene in the film, and it looks like the statement can apply to real-life driving. The sticker is most probably telling the people behind the vehicle not to overtake or tailgate.

Overtaking is a common thing that leads to accidents on the road, so you might want to think twice before doing it next time. This Lord of the Rings sticker will surely be a hit with the people since the franchise achieved worldwide receipts that surpassed $2.9 billion.

In The Name Of The Son

Can you imagine if Jesus was living in our modern world today? He will most probably use a simple automobile and make sure he’s following all the different rules on the road. This Volvo owner above is undoubtedly a proud Christian, and they wanted their bumper sticker to reflect that.

The sticker is saying that Jesus would use his turn signals if he were driving. Turn signals are part of your vehicle so that you can signal those around you if you’re turning or changing lanes. Other drivers on the road can’t read your mind, so failing to use your turn signals will most likely lead to a crash.

Die-Hard Apple Fan

This person’s Toyota might not be too fancy, but they indeed tried their best to make it look “cool.” You will notice that it has a sticker of the “slide to unlock” function of older Apple iPhones. It doesn’t have a deeper meaning as to why it’s on the vehicle, but we guess the owner is a huge Apple supporter.

iPhones are one of the most popular smartphones in the tech scene today. The very first iPhone got introduced in 2007, and their latest lineup is the iPhone 12 series. People love Apple products because of its advanced technology that makes many tasks in your day to day life more manageable.

The Grand Warning

Marriages are never perfect, and it looks like whoever owned the vehicle in the photo above wants people to fight for their marriage no matter how rocky it gets. The bumper sticker says that marriage is grand, but if you’re going to end it with a divorce, it’d cost you a hundred grand.

Divorcing in the United States has an average cost of $15K, but if you’re the wealthier one and you end up splitting your fortune, you might be losing a considerable chunk of your savings. People should never rush into marriage and always be 100% sure and confident when they finally walk down the aisle.

Proud Pet Parent

You might see many stickers of people referencing their toddlers, but others prefer to talk about their pets instead. This person has a Siberian husky, and they claim that it’s smarter than an honor student. We’re not sure how it could affect other drivers on the road, but the person might just be proud of their dog.

Siberian huskies are smart dogs, but they tend to be stubborn. They love the company of humans, and they benefit from getting trained while they’re still puppies. It’s easy to remember what a Siberian husky is because they’re the ones that look like wolf dogs.

If I’m Driving Fast, You Already Know

One of the scariest situations you can be in is when you need to use the toilet, but you’re still quite far from the destination. This person above might be the type who frequently poops, so they need to let the people around them know why they’re driving fast.

Pooping is normal for people, and reports say that humans excrete waste at least once a day. Our bodies need to let go of the waste because, if not, we can damage our digestive system and bodies. You might want to make sure your vehicles have toilet paper, just in case you need to let things out at a random restroom.

Get Your Own Truck

Those who move to a new property would know how much of a hassle it is to move all your things, most especially if you decide to move to a state on another side of the country. Thankfully, there are truck companies that specialize in helping you move, and the costs average at $2.3K-$4.3K.

This truck owner above knew his ride looked like your typical mover truck, but he wanted people to see that he’s not for hire. People might be knocking on his window asking for his rates, and it looks like he doesn’t want to get bothered by anyone.

Missing: Social Life

Adults get to afford decent homes, vehicles, gadgets, and clothes, thanks to their job. This person who owns the automobile above has a job that comes with decent pay, but it looks like it took over their life. Their sticker says they had a life, but their job ended up “eating” it.

Most people have a lot of dedication to their careers, so giving up a social life isn’t a problem. The Bureau of Labor Statistics says that, in the United States, people work an average of 8.8 hours per day or 44 hours a week.

Facts Only

If you’ve seen people use bumper stickers for promoting something, then you would know that they always put their website link in hopes that you visit them. The truth is, you’re most likely going to read the sticker and not even visit the site at all.

This person who made the sticker nailed the humor and sarcasm. It’s common to see business promote their websites every chance they get since more visitors means more potential customers. You can hire a website designer for around $79 per hour in the US, and you can expect to pay as much as $6,760 for a complete site.

A Compliment No One Uttered Ever

Many love driving an expensive vehicle, but some prefer automobiles that are more economical and fuel-efficient. The Toyota Prius is one of the most practical choices you can go for, and the latest model will cost you at least $24.2K.

This person drove a Prius and wanted to add a simple yet eye-catching sticker. Their sticker says, “cool Prius,” said nobody ever. It’s true because you would rarely hear someone compliment a Prius owner. People should realize that economical or electric vehicles are the way to go since it’s better for the planet.

Keeping It Real

Another vehicle that doesn’t get compliments often is the Chrysler PT Cruiser. “Pt” stands for Plymouth, and they manufactured it from 2000 until 2010. The person added a compliment-said-nobody sticker, and it indeed adds some spice to their basic-looking car.

The PT Cruiser has a unique design that resembles automobiles from the ’30s. The passenger and cargo area was configurable, and it featured high ceilings. Over 1.3 million Cruisers got manufactured worldwide by the time they discontinued it in 2010. Top Gear says this automobile is among the worst rides of the 2000s and 2010s.

No Time For Jokes

There times wherein you think you’re a master at driving already, but then you encounter a mishap that gets you pulled over. You might’ve forgotten to use your turn signals, or you ran a red light. Once the police pull you over, and you start explaining, the most common phrase people begin with is, “so the funny things is.”

For you, it might be funny, but the police beg to differ. This particular officer might’ve been trying to be funny, but you have to be aware that other officers are not so friendly or fair. Studies say that in California, police stop black people more often.

A Treat For The Authorities

This person has a sticker on the back of their ride, but it’s not something you can easily read if you’re driving behind them. Those who can read it are the ones standing on the side of the vehicle, which can be a police officer if you break any rules.

Seeing this sticker might lighten the mood and put a smile on their faces. If you get pulled over, you should remain calm and be honest. The officers can’t search your vehicle when they pull you over for a traffic violation. They can only do a thorough search if they saw a suspicious thing just be peaking from the window.

The Harsh Truth

Those with families often love putting stickers of a stick-figure family representing each member of the family. Since such a sticker is quite common, people don’t spend too much time looking at it on the road. This person above wanted to let everyone know that nobody cared about the stick figures.

It’s quite funny since the person had stick figures of a family above the statement. Stick figure art has been around since the prehistoric art era. In London, a talented graffiti artist named Stik loves making use of stick figures for his artworks.

Proud Criminal?

If you’ve ever thought of traveling across the country, you probably thought about getting the kind of van or busses hippies usually use. Hippies are all about peace, and they’ve been around since the late ’60s. These people are often “chill” and are fond of using drugs like marijuana or magic mushrooms.

This guy had the famous “hippy van” acid, and it looked like he thought of a hilarious way to troll people driving behind him. His sticker said he beat up five hippies to get the van, and reading that would instantly alarm anyone. Of course, we bet he was joking because why would he be so proud of committing a crime?

Single & Ready To Mingle

Those stick family stickers are great when you have a happy family, but you might be wondering what happens if ever the parents file for divorce. This father proves that you don’t need to remove all the stickers, and you can opt to look for a replacement for the mom’s sticker.

Removing it wasn’t enough because he also wanted people to know that he’s ready to mingle again. He made his “position open” text big enough for people to get the message. He might want to upload this photo to his dating app profile, so women think he’s a man with a lot of humor.