Women. They will keep their boyfriends and husbands waiting for hours if they have to, but expect them to pay exclusive attention to whatever it is they’re shopping for. Ladies can make things hard for their loved ones because they don’t understand that, most times, men don’t care which flower pot will best complement the living room.
This list is filled with mall husbands who have crossed the threshold of bearable tedium, and the result is not always pretty… Stick with us as we unveil some of the funniest – and sleepiest – pictures that were ever taken in the mall.
Women’s Clothing Shop – The Human Clothes Hanger
How far must a man go when he loves a woman? Just ask the guy above. He is so deep into being a mall husband that he’s becoming part of the mall itself. He’s turned into some sort of human clothes hanger, which is probably the least impressive super-hero anyone can ever hope to be.
Stranded in the middle of the mannequins, covered by clothing his wife may or may not buy, this man’s probably wondering what he did to deserve this, while hoping it is all a dream. Maybe next time he’ll choose to run an errand at the same time. That does seem like the easiest way out.
Shoe Store – Did My Wife Forget About Me?
We don’t know for sure if this man’s been waiting for a long time or if he just happens to be an easy-sleeper, but he does have the face of someone that’s been washed by the waves of exhaustion. We believe that the task of waiting endlessly in malls shouldn’t be something you’re still dealing with as you approach seniority in life.
Unfortunately, this sad image cannot be unseen and now, more than ever, you know the dreadful truth; it’s tough being a mall husband. It would be in your best interest to practice appropriate sleeping positions because you may be laying your head against a couch more often than you would have anticipated.
Mall – Two Kinds Of Mall Husbands
There are two kinds of mall husbands; the ones that let their emotions show, and the ones that shove their true feelings away to look cool. In this case, the guy on the left is probably admiring the other man’s incredible ability to keep his posture while assisting his wife in her shopping spree.
Nonetheless, both seem to be having the opposite of whatever they consider as a “good time”, but we bet that on the other side of this picture there are two women having loads of fun amidst a sea of different fashion options. In the meantime, “Hunny, just hold this dress, will you?”.
Shoe Store – No Chair Needed
One of the worst fears amongst mall husbands has to be not finding an appropriate waiting place. Sometimes, a chair is not a luxury offered to customers by some stores, so you will need to get creative and find some alternative solutions.
This man was waiting for his wife to make up her mind in an, apparently, chairless shoe store when he had an epiphany; find the closest shelf and make use of its dual purpose! After what seems like several tedious hours later, this husband developed a technique that allows him to sleep virtually anywhere.
Mall – If It Doesn’t Work… Make It Work
This man can easily become the poster boy for stranded husbands in the mall. Even when the chair you’re sitting in is not designed to be used for a nap, you fight your way through and find some way, no matter how uncomfortable, to close your eyes and make the clock pointers move faster.
This brave sleeping husband may be getting some laughs from the passing crowd, but do you think he cares? He’s probably dreaming of a paradisiac island lost in the middle of the sea, not caring about the severe back pain he will most likely feel whenever he wakes up.
Department Store – Shopping Hibernation
This man’s sleep is so deep that not even a fire-drill would wake him up. He’s experiencing something that we call ”shopping hibernation”; a technique used to survive boredom which consists of sleeping from the moment you reach the mall until the moment you leave it.
While increasingly more men practice shopping hibernation, there’s still a prejudice against it, and there’s a good chance that someone will take an embarrassing picture of you while you’re at it. Nonetheless, it surely helps you pass time during your wife’s afternoon-long shopping binge.
Department Store – Why Are We Here Again?
This picture is an accurate representation of just how weary you can feel when you are a mall companion. These three look as if they are contemplating walking right out of that store or bearing the discomfort for a possible additional 2-3 hours.
The little one is still trying to understand the situation, the young man in the middle is finally catching up to the drill, and the eldest man is already at peace with his fate. No matter how old you are, one thing is for sure; it’s unlikely that you will escape the dreaded obligation of waiting for someone to wrap things up at the mall.
Fashion Store – Unable To Resist Temptation
The business of being a mall husband is something you cannot escape. This is a condition that affects men of every nationality, every age, every size, and every religion. Even the holiest of men crack in an extreme situation of boredom, and this is the picture to prove it.
It’s no sin to take a nap in public, and this church leader, as he appears to be, knows this truth well. We guess that all men do have some things in common; they aren’t exempt from succumbing to the dreadful temptation of falling asleep at a store.
Mall – “Sir, Are You Okay?”
This man must have been waiting in the mall for ages to arrive at this point. And by the looks of his surroundings, he seems to be the only one there or at least in that vicinity. “Sir, are you okay?”, asked the store’s employee. Unfortunately, he was not, and his condition was a very serious one.
He was the fateful victim of a boredom attack, a new kind of condition that affects those who have been waiting in the mall for way too long. This condition spreads slowly through the body and the only cure is to leave the shopping premises for good.
Retail Store – The Pain Is Universal
Some people think that “mall husbands” are not all the same, but facts prove it to be otherwise. Take this husband for example; amidst the turbulent chaos of a fully-packed IKEA showroom, he had the vision to sit down and close his eyes indefinitely.
His wife is probably still choosing the most appropriate bedside lamp from a selection of 50, carefully weighing the pros and cons of each one. But this man knows the drill; there’s no better way of escaping the turmoils of IKEA‘s never-ending catalog than simply shutting your eyes and waiting for the outcome.
Lingerie Shop – Starting Young
Sometimes, future potential mall husbands, like this apparently miserable little boy, get a taste of what lies ahead by accompanying their mother on their shopping spree. This kid has the face of someone who has suddenly understood that life isn’t going to be all fun and games as he once thought.
However, he is already stronger than some of the manliest men on our list; after all, he’s still awake! He found himself a little corner in the underwear section where he could reflect on the lack of interest that is beginning to flood his mind.
Nike – Don’t Fight It!
Husbands are aware that, whenever they fall asleep during their wife’s shopping, they’re joining in on a massive clichè that’s as old as malls themselves. Some men want to be above the common man, and for that reason they try to fight their strong motivation to take a nap by staying half-awake.
We admire this man’s ability to keep his head up, but it’s painful to watch him trying to win the unfair war against extreme boredom. Once you’re a mall husband, it’s better to be a mall husband all the way; sometimes, it’s okay to fall asleep in public like the rest of us.
Department Store – Shared Misery
Waiting for your wife to make the “right” choice can be a fairly exasperating experience, as seen on the miserable faces of these four men. They have been waiting for so long that they seem to be staring into space, wondering to themselves, what in the world could be taking so long?
These four men could be killing the time by talking to each other, but there’s no need for words in a scenario like this. They’re sharing their misery as they silently acknowledge each other’s presence while waiting for their wives to return from their shopping quest.
HomeGoods – The Best Of Both Worlds
Like most things in life, the art of rightfully being a mall husband is something that can take years, even decades, to master. This man is an experienced shopping companion, as he seems to have unlocked the secret mysteries of the trait.
See how he’s simultaneously sitting down and involved in the shopping process? That’s the work of a pro! He’s probably even devised a series of combined answers and opinions, perfectly designed for his wife to feel like he’s still paying attention. It’s a win-win situation; it doesn’t hurt to mix in a little comfort when you’re on the job.
ZARA – These Two Men Have A Lot In Common
Sometimes, being abandoned by your wife in the mall can be the best thing that has ever happened to you. How is that so? These two will find a friend for life in each other as soon as they wake up from one of the best-shared naps they have ever had.
Although they may look very silly in the picture, they’re better off this way; after all, the alternative was stepping into Zara for a dreadful afternoon of blouse-picking. These occasions are easier to overcome when you’re not alone, and these two sure make a great team!
Mall – Welcome To The Club
Those who love to shop don’t know what it is like to be stranded in a mall against your will. All these men have decided to sit and wait instead of freely roaming through the stores. Why? Because they are aware of how much energy it takes to follow their wives and girlfriends around the various malls.
Truth is, while most women love shopping and feel overjoyed at the sight of clothes, beauty products, high heels and more, their significant others tend to feel suffocated by the overwhelming variety and end up being part of a very sad pile of men, similar to the one depicted above.
Luggage Shop – Grateful For Mall Chairs
One second you’re looking up, facing the mall ceiling and asking for divine intervention, and the next moment you’re in a sleep so deep that you completely forget you’re actually in a public place. That’s the trap most stranded mall husbands fall for, and so we thank the heavens that so many stores have a resting area.
Mall resting areas are normally comprised of 3 or more chairs occupied by sleeping husbands, and while these areas are a blessing for men, we feel they could be better equipped to deal with the necessities of the weary husband; blankets and pillows would be a fine addition!
Fashion Shop – Slippery, Slippery Sleep
Until the world finally recognizes that public beds in shopping malls are something we all need, sad pictures like the one you see above will continue to flood the Internet. This man will need a back massage as soon as he wakes up because he’s using that couch in the wrong way.
If there’s something we have learned from mall husbands, it is the fact that napping in these locations happens to be a universal activity, possibly even a language, as they unknowingly communicate their frustration. We believe this guy’s having a sweet dream, and we can only hope that he doesn’t eventually slip off the couch, directly unto that blue carpet.
Home Store – Great Chairs Make For Great Naps
This man knew what was ahead of him as soon as his wife told him they were going shopping for some new household items. Still, he decided to sit, possibly, in the best-looking chair in the whole store and close his eyes. The result is this embarrassing picture, which will probably continue to make people laugh for years to come.
Nonetheless, this man doesn’t seem to care. He seemingly enjoyed one of the best naps of his lifetime and we wouldn’t be surprised if he woke up and decided to buy that red chair as well. A mouth wide open can be a sign of sweet, sweet dreams.
Victoria’s Secret – Owning The Situation Like A King
Like most things in life, being a mall husband looks better when you accept the task with all the confidence you have. This man knew that the most comfortable chair in Victoria’s Secret was purposely pink to appeal to their female market but he decided to sit there nonetheless.
Like a true king sitting on his throne, he’s proudly accepting his condition and the fact that he’ll most likely not leave that seat for the rest of the afternoon. In a couple of hours, he may even doze off a bit, only to wake up to the best words ever; “let’s go home”.
Sacoor Brothers – Don’t Lose The Bag!
Looking at this picture, we cannot stop ourselves from thinking that those ties may be a bit overpriced… But yes, we have also noticed there’s a very sleepy husband in the frame. This man fell victim to the common act of bag-holding; having to take care of your wife’s cargo while she’s shopping. You know what this means, right?
This man has quickly forgotten his responsibilities and succumbed to a pleasurable and unavoidable nap. We just hope that no one sneaks by to steal his wife’s bag while he’s resting because that would, without a doubt, result in a whole other story.
Mall – Man Down!
Normally, shopping with your wife can be very tiring and frustrating, but sometimes, the situation gets so complicated that you end up making a fool of yourself near the water fountain. Take a good look at this photo, because this is a man so deep into exhaustion that he doesn’t even care where he is anymore.
He was left to be made fun of because he wasn’t strong enough to continue going from store to store, helping to pick between different shades of house candles that smell almost the same. Another casualty for the ruined class that is, the mall husbands!
Lingerie Shop – No Place For The Weak
One look at this man and you would assume, he is one of the toughest guys in his neighborhood, but do your sentiments remain the same when you see that he’s avidly involved in helping his wife buy some lingerie? We admit the task does sound fun in theory since lingerie happens to be a very special commodity.
However, if you think you’re about to have a good time shopping just because your wife is choosing a new pair of underwear, you might be mistaken. This guy seems like a supportive and willing husband but you can see from his face that he’s never been more scared in his whole life.
IKEA – A Mall Husband In His Natural Habitat
This is the picture we have all been waiting for. A mall husband that found himself a great opportunity and was brave enough to take it. We have all seen those very enticing display beds in some of our favorite stores, but we never thought about actually putting them to full use.
This contemporary hero takes his solace so seriously and his good name so lightly that he went as far as removing his pants and shoes to enjoy the bed’s cozy feel. We draw two conclusions from this picture; this man is raising the bar for the standard stranded mall husband, and that bed may not be selling anytime soon.
Sports Shop – A Fallen Mannequin?
Unlike the young boy before, who showed great mental strength, this kid is done! He’s just not able to take any more, and he simply collapsed amidst the smiling showcase mannequins. Extreme boredom has yet claimed another victim, but luckily, this young boy’s identity will remain unknown.
Smartly, this stranded kid decided to camouflage himself amidst the store mannequins, probably wishing he was a mannequin himself. The result is this hilarious picture that sends a strong message to all mothers out there; if possible, next time, consider leaving your kid at home.
Mall – A Stylish Sleeper
Just like about anything else, being a mall husband is something you will learn to master with time and experience. This veteran mall visitor has become so good at sleeping in public that he’s even able to strike a cool pose right before falling asleep.
It’s like he already knew that someone would be taking a picture of him! Maybe that’s why he clothed himself with his finest sweatpants and stylish beret and pulled off this magazine-worthy fashionable pose. Yes, supermodels can do the same with their eyes closed, but can they do it while they’re sleeping? We don’t think so.
Mall – Trying To Stay Awake On The Stairs
This photo tells a story. Once you’re left waiting in the mall, there’s a good chance you will end up next to fellow bored men. These four are not interested in communicating with each other, but at least they’re still awake!
The people passing by cruelly ignore the stranded men sitting on the staircase, but they don’t care. They’re equipped with all the devices they need to properly survive their wives’ or mother’s shopping spree; their mobile phones, a good wi-fi connection, and the notion that they are not alone in their utter misery.
Famous Footwear – Fighting The War Against Lethargy
A family of 3 is trying to make the best out of this store’s 10% discount promotion, but not every family member is having fun choosing a new pair of shoes. The father, already provided with an excellent pair of sneakers that he chose in about 2 minutes, is facing mental fatigue as deep sleep slowly washes over him.
This is a rare picture of a mall husband standing right on the edge of lethargy. His chances of survival are minimal, but there’s still a glimpse of hope lurking around in this anonymous shoe store. “Victory is yours”? Only time will tell.
IKEA – Caffeine Will Not Save You
This man got himself a big caffeine-filled drink right after stepping into IKEA because he knew that he was up for a tough evening. But not even caffeine was enough to save him from immediately falling asleep as soon as he sat in a comfy showcase couch.
This young man is having a taste of what being a husband is truly like, and we’re pretty sure that he will never want to place a foot on the unescapable maze-like corridors of IKEA ever again. Especially considering he’s the one that’s going to carry all those bags once his wife is ready to leave the store.
Department Store – Creative Solutions For The Stranded Husband
Now, this one took us by surprise. Mall husbands have certainly proven themselves to be creative beings. Unlike normal people, they have the uncanny capacity of looking at something and seeing more than the item itself; instead, they see its resting potential.
Just take the man in the picture above as an example; this stranded husband had the capability of transforming a seemingly useless shopping prop into the perfect chair for unwinding. While many people looked at number 3 and saw nothing but a gigantic piece of plastic, he saw an opportunity to take a well-needed nap.